Snowblind Inventory, or why can't I hold all this bullshit

[fifty]

USING TO CARRY
zebra print backpack larger than his current one that will allow him to take another half a week's worth of rations
standard backpack

WEARING
red and gold knitted hat, says "España" (turned inside-out)
cloth headband
glasses (Texas)
dress shirt (white)
jersey (has an angry goose on the front and 42 on the back)
windbreaker (tan)
bomber jacket
scarf (patterned with stars!!!)
bandanna (red)
lanyard (patterned with planets)
dress pants (navy blue)
socks (navy, cotton)
hiking boots

IN POCKETS
keys
wallet
iPhone (dead :( )
hand sanitizer
keyring with house key (bedazzled)
key (unlabeled)
keychain (designed like a house blueprint)

HEALTH/HYGIENE
first aid kit
comb
bleach
hairbrush x2
deodorant
toothbrush x2
petroleum jelly
lotion
glasses-cleaning solution
toothpaste x2
body wash (strawberry)
soap (moisturizing)
hand towel (yellow)
razor (has scented moisturizing strips)
body wash (pink)
shampoo
shampoo (citrus)

CLOTHES/WARMTH
dress shoes
bedsheet (dark purple)
blanket (printed with brightly colored dinosaurs) (the most important thing america owns)
stuffed animal (raven)
musty throw pillows x2
yoga mat
slippers (pink and fuzzy and WARM SHUT UP)

PAPER/WRITING/BOOKS
novelty pencils
2H drawing pencil
red notepad cover
white notepad cover
blue notepad cover
notebook (glittery stars!)

TOOLS/WEAPONS
saucepan
candle holder (brass)
baseball bat
fork (silver)
umbrella x2
half a roll of tape
paring knife
ceramic coffee mug
oil (for machinery)
measuring tape
cutting board

FOOD
water bottles x7

MISCELLANEOUS
an aged photo of what looks like a high school women's wrestling team
retractable leash
cigarettes (1 pack)
makeup brushes (small pack)
metal rods from former lampshade
tennis ball
hockey puck (plastic)
tube of yellow oil paint
toy soldier figurine
hair elastics (five, brown)
magnet (I ♥ NY)