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To be made pretty later.

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[fifty]

I-- [America hesitates as a million little instances of times where he did and didn't say it at the same time flash through his brain. Too many of them involve England.] Dunno. But I have!

[keepscalm]

If you've got no idea, then you don't say it often enough.

[fifty]

Well-- [America is clearly upset, now. It's not his fault he can't remember!] Whatever. Who cares?

[keepscalm]

Real heroes aren't ungrateful when someone does them a favour.

[Or many, many favours by now, in England's case. Naturally, he says it in the way he thinks will be most memorable for America. Or the way that will get under his skin the best. Same thing.]

[fifty]

Who cares! Bye! [America turns off the feed as impulsively as he often hangs up the phone.]